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Joke of the Day

"My mom nearly had a stroke in a strip club last night..... But she couldn't quite reach."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty vans..."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand hexadecimal and F the rest."

"Told ya I can time travel!"

"Two cows and a cat were going on a trip. Cow A: Do we go this way with the cat? Cow B: The cattle go this way, we shall go the udder way."

"Hey, did you hear that Carbon and Oxygen broke up? Yeah, it turns out their relationship was actually pretty toxic. Personally, I never saw it."

"Like I was telling my friends, my wife walked into a door. and that pissed me off so I hit her."

"What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !"

"Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party."

"Why was the diamond depressed? He had been under a lot of pressure lately."