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Joke of the Day
"Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba? It's the Hemming way."
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"If life was a RPG and inbreeding was a skill set The royal family would be at the top of the tier"
"My pants are so tight I'm legitimately afraid they won't fit if I miss a day of shaving my legs."
"[Troy in the olden times] ""WTF is that?"" A wooden horse ""It's not full of soldiers is it?"" [from in horse] JUST TAKE IT INSIDE & HAVE A LOOK"
"A Jewish dilemma? Free ham"
"Why can't an orphan play baseball? It couldn't find home"
"Why do men run faster than women rolling friction is lesser than sliding friction"
"What's purple and sequels? A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals"
"What do you call a homeless man? A Hobo Sapien."
"Yo mama's soo ugly.. One Direction went the other way."