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Joke of the Day

"I bought a pair of shoes from a ginger. I have no idea why he sold them to me, they have no soles."

"If Sesame Street really cared about children they'd realize Big Bird could feed a hungry family for a month."

"there's a guy with a pt cruiser at the car wash bet it's hard to keep clean when girls are just constantly smashing their pussies against it"

"How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long? AHEM!"

"""Jesus loves you."" A good thing to hear in church but a terrifying thing to hear in a mexican prison."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard!"

"I've been playing this online game where you mostly end up immobilised and eaten alive by insects. It's alright, but just feels like another form of e-scaphism."

"did you hear about the guy with five penises? his pants fit like a glove"

"Mexican joke Juanita's teacher told her to go home and do an essay so she went home and did an ese."

"Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? To see how long he slept."