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Joke of the Day

"there's a guy with a pt cruiser at the car wash bet it's hard to keep clean when girls are just constantly smashing their pussies against it"

"What do you get when you mix a penis and a potato? A dictator."

"At an outdoorsy store a hunter asks an employee why anyone would want to buy camo longjohns The employee promptly replies, ""They'll never see you coming!"""

"What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common? They both watch whales."

"""The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"""

"My mom took my phone when I wasn't paying attention She said ""honey have you been watching porn?"" ""N-no mom why would you say that?"" I asked petrified. ""Because your search history is blank""."

"You know what's a cool job?: Mirror inspector I could really see my self doing it."

"(Warning:lame music joke. I just came back from a classicical music concert) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the oboe solo."

"Corn Nuts is the name of a delicious snack treat. And a horrible medical condition."

"How do you get to East Berlin Take the third right"