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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? To see how long he slept."
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"How does Moses make his tea? He brews it! ;)"
"I was walking by a park and some Koreans asked if my friend and I wanted to join their game. They were short people."
"A dog is similar to a banana... ... if you bite it, the mushroom overheats the toaster"
"WHAT OTHER ILLNESSES DO I HAVE?! I told my doctor I think I'm a hypochondriac. As usual, the medicine he gave me isn't working."
"If it ain't broke, I haven't borrowed it yet."
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. Should have cooked it on aloha teperature."
"[in car] Wife: Dont tell ur arm story Me: Im gonna stick to humorous stories 2nite babe *at party* AND THAT'S WHEN MY HUMOROUS BROKE IN HALF"
"My dear Grandpa died peacefully in his sleep. But his 3 passengers all went screaming."
"So there I was hanging from the ledge... When I thought ""hold on a minute..."""