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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? To see how long he slept."
Next Joke
"What's more dangerous than a serial killer? A parallel killer."
"Doctor Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!"
"You're nice, cute & single? Can you introduce me to your friend who looks like he'd never return my texts? Yeah the one with the girlfriend."
"I like pressing f5. It's so refreshing."
"Just shared w/ my son the amazing story of a boy who wanted to go to his friend's house & didn't get to go & yet everybody lived in the end."
"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies."
"A cop stops a guy for speeding and he tells him:"" I had a feeling I'll give a fine today, so I waited for you here all day ."" ""Sorry , but I came as fast as I could!"""
"I need a car. Hiding in people's trunks and hoping they're going to Wal-Mart isn't working out for me."
"Mah Dearest Emma, War on Christmas is hell. This morn, I saw 7 elves stabbed with 1 menorah. I fear this nog soaked yuletide may nevah end."