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Joke of the Day
"did you hear about the guy with five penises? his pants fit like a glove"
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"""What's a VCR?"" My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones."
"Mayweather VS. Paqiauo wasn't fair... Mayweather got to practice on his wife."
"-Where was I conceived, dad? Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly? Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset?"
"What would you call a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback? The 45 cent show"
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
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"I fucked a girl with one leg last night Probably should have used my cock http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2j7aff/z/cl9844o"