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Joke of the Day

"Mexican joke Juanita's teacher told her to go home and do an essay so she went home and did an ese."

"I've just been diagnosed as Colorblind.. I know, it certainly has come out of the purple."

"Apparently I snore so loudly that I scare everyone in the car I'm driving."

"Babies are like Polaroid pictures. They develop quicker when you shake them."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? It's ok now, he woke up."

"Super excited about staying at my daughter's place so I can eat her cereal and leave the empty box in her cupboard."

"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key."

"What's the world's longest Ted Talk? How I Met Your Mother"

"""What happens to germaphobes?"" They wash their hands so often, they dry out and people assume they have AIDS."

"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck"