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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit? A: A chairy."
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"How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high."
"A barber asked a man how he wants his haircut In silence"
"(Date) ME: Watch this *ties cherry stem with tongue* HER: *giggles* 1-UP WALLY: *places Rubik's cube in mouth and pulls it out solved*"
"People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves."
"So most foot longs at Subway are 7$ not 5$. I'm not mad that it's more money. I'm just mad that I sing their tunes of false advertisement"
"Nice try, cheese graters, cheese is already great."
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cows? Beef stroganoff"
"My fairy godmother asked me ""Do you want a long penis or a long memory?"" I don't remember my answer"
"Girlfriend The other day, my girlfriend called me a pedophile... But what does she know, she's only 7."