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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit? A: A chairy."
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"I get nervous about DM's asking if it's me in video because: 1. I drink. 2. I sometimes dance when drunk. 3. I'm always white when I dance."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite dessert? Vladimir Puddin"
"You know that schizophrenic hobo that has nonsensical conversations with himself? That's Twitter in real life."
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"What's the worst part about locking your keys in the car in an abortion clinic parking lot? Going inside to ask for a hanger."
"I tried changing my Facebook profile to the tricolour French flag.... but I preferred the traditional All White French Flag"
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"I asked my Pharmacist for advice on telling a rash joke.. he told me to make it topical."