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Joke of the Day
"My favourite jokes are one liners about launderettes What can I say, I love dry clean humour."
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"My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her: I replied with, ""Alright, fatty."""
"Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras? If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies."
"what's food backwards? vomit"
"If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one...?"
"So my drug dealer just died. I'm thinking about going to his funeral to, you know, network."
"I'm sorry I'm late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the f**k he was protecting his eyes from."
"A political joke for Americans I'm voting for hillary"
"Q: What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up? A: They went on stroke."
"[On phone to police] Has there been a report of a pervert in the park? P: No, there hasn't. Me: oh good. [Goes back to hiding in bushes]"