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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a blonde busy? Write ""Please turn over"" on both sides of a page and hand it to her."

"Did you ever hear about the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin? He was tragically malicious."

"Why is football the single best sport? Because americans don't play it."

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her..."

"The bassist walked past the bar."

"I'm not saying the Internet lies, but there is an alarming discrepancy in the number of iPads I've won and the number that I actually own."

"What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians? Asians don't have the ""cauc""."

"I heard people in jail can only turn left. Because they lost all their rights."

"My background check bounced."

"Whats the worst thing you could say as a doctor? I have over 300 confirmed kills"