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Joke of the Day

"I heard people in jail can only turn left. Because they lost all their rights."

"Why couldn't the joke walk? It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)"

"Heard this one in a film you all might have seen A man is talking to his son and says, ""You know, son, if you don't stop masturbating, you're going to go blind."" The son says, ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"Having sex with people that have low IQs is f*cking stupid"

"Sorry I hacked your e-cig. You've actually been vaping a dead bird for a month."

"Whats with all this Anti-Semitic Jokes lately? Jew nose... - I am truely sorry for that one"

"Went to buy face moisturizer and the young girl at counter said, ""Lets find something for mature skin."" And then Security had to escort me."

"Me (to 7): Son, we... Wife (in earpiece): have to talk M: Have to talk W: about girls M: About grills W: NO M: NO W: IDIOT M: IDIOT"

"People often ask me why I'm single and how surprised they are Then after speaking to me for 15 mins they say they can understand why I am"

"Nooo shit...me buying too much stuff?! My wife was complaining about the fact that I'm buying too much useless stuff on the internet..... So I sent her back to Thailand."