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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying the Internet lies, but there is an alarming discrepancy in the number of iPads I've won and the number that I actually own."

"Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball? Juan on Juan"

"Him: Come check out my church! Me: Him: They play rock music! Me: Him: It's cool! Me: Does it have church in it? Him: Yes... Me: *click*"

"You're so fat and unfunny... that the only punchlines you have are stained on your shirt."

"My ex says he's dating someone new but according to his Instagram she's a sandwich"

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus."

"I've been to the dentist a couple of times So I know the drill."

"billy joel: we didn't start the fire detective: I haven't mentioned a fire billy joel: shit"

"Where is the best place to have anal sex? A cemetary, freaks a woman out a little bit, makes it that much tighter..."

"What happens to male anarchists as they get older? They go from having anti-state issues to having prostate issues."