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Joke of the Day
"Why is football the single best sport? Because americans don't play it."
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"If ISIS would really like the world to take notice of their intentions they should kill a lion."
"Why did Moses vote for Al Gore? Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years."
"Two tampons are walking down the street towards you, which one says hello? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts!"
"""Can you believe I got something decent at a piece of shit store like Sears?"" - every Sears commercial"
"'When I go to the bathroom at work and someone follows me in' Doctor: I meant is there anything worrying you, physically"
"Instagram before the foods goes in, Twitter when the food goes out."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He got the gas bill."
"Going to open a Vietnamese restaurant and name it Viet Nom Nom Nom."
"If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account."