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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians? Asians don't have the ""cauc""."
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"*you open a ring box and inside it is an enormous pair of jeans* He went to Jared"
"By my calculations, I've spent approximately $39 throughout my life to watch bananas turn brown on my kitchen table"
"What If Google was a lesbian There will be more women empowerment :)"
"wife [gives me piece of fruit] Try this me: Tastes like hand sanitizer wife: Did you just use hand sanitizer? me: Yeah wife me wife me: Why?"
"It's 4:20!"
"What are the 2 biggest lies men tell? 1) The check's in the mail 2) I won't cum in your mouth"
"free shipping should be basic human rights."
"So Mickie Mouse says to Minnie, ""I want a divorce... To which Minnie replies, ""Are you fucking crazy!?"" Mickie says ""No, I'm fucking Daisy"""
"I just took a huge shit. I feel really bad because it wasn't mine and stealing is wrong."