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Joke of the Day

"A cop pulled over a spanish photon... The cop asked, ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" The photon said, ""c."""

"What do you call a dinosaur that hates punchlines? MY LEGS! OH GOD, HE'S EATING MY LEGS! AAAAARGGHH!"

"Where did Pedobear go to college? Brigham Young"

"Funny thing about National Cleavage Day is that girls with big boobs celebrate it everyday. Hallelujah."

"Where do dock workers like to shop? Crate and Barrel."

"A guy won the lottery and bought a lot of weed, His name was Jack. He became known as Jack-pot."

"My black pants had more cat hair on them after they came out of the dryer. Guess I should check the dryer for cats before I start it."

"Standing in disbelief at an automated door that isn't opening for me is the closest I'll ever feel to having been born rich."

"My sex life is exactly like my shopping. I do it all online."

"What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky."