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"What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky."
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"""Guys. You guys. GUYS. Guys. YOU GUYS. Guys. Guys. GUYS."" - guy who discovered ice cream"
"What is the average Math teacher like? Mean."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite Overwatch hero? Mei, because she's from China and likes to build walls."
"A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me."
"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to fish? Mer-curious"
"I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment The plot thickened"
"Drive me up the wall, so I know you're 4 wheel"
"I tried using self deprecating humor But I'm not any good at it."
"You know what I hate about abortion clinics.. They really suck the life out of you."