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Joke of the Day

"Where did Pedobear go to college? Brigham Young"

"Rubix cubes are like penises... The more you play with them, the harder they get."

"My friend had a testicle removed after finding a lump. He's very serious when it comes to mashed potatoes."

"Did you hear about the angry pancake!? Well one day he ***flipped***!!!"

"I saw a Prius crash into a Subaru Outback the other day... There was granola everywhere."

"The Three Up's in life: 1. Show 2. Keep 3. Shut"

"Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were really put out."

"I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Gag*"

"Two men came to the door asking if I'd found Jesus. I said ""Hell no. I don't want to have to spend my weekends bothering people at home."""