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Joke of the Day

"Where do dock workers like to shop? Crate and Barrel."

"Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?"

"Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night. Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer? Rihanna, mate."

"Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree."

"New Reality Show: America's Next Top Proctologist. You only advance to the next round if you get two thumbs up."

"MurphySnowden Law of Fluid Dynamics Everything leaks out eventually."

"What kind of people should you stay away from? Trees. They're quite shady."

"My chemistry teacher went on a camping trip and died... He was exposed to the elements."

"I love playing catch with my dogs when I'm drunk, because I don't have dogs when I'm sober."

"How do you know when a politician is lying? Their mouth is moving."