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Joke of the Day

"Funny thing about National Cleavage Day is that girls with big boobs celebrate it everyday. Hallelujah."

"What to do? What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down, and use more lube."

"I have a dog that can perform magic tricks. i call him Houndini.."

"Worst trigonometry joke I know. Actually, I won't bother telling it, it's too obtuse."

"Why was the cannibal sad at dinner? Because he got the cold shoulder."

"Why do vegans don't like to kiss?? It gives them butterflies in their stomach"

"What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh"

"[Dirty] Some more dirt was mysteriously added to my garden last night... The plot thickens"

"How do stick men play fetch with their dog?"

"Guess I should've left..""Guest appearance on Cops"" off my resume"