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Joke of the Day

"Computers make very fast very accurate mistakes."

"Why can't Sluts Count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful!"

"I have always wanted to watch American History X... But I have never been able to find the first nine."

"If anyone tried to steal my identity I would just think ""now it's their problem."""

"What do choosy moms choose? abortion."

"Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party? He didn't have the guts"

"They said I'd have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding my prince. I never found him, but I did find out I'm REALLY into frogs."

"After a long day, I feel like a bicycle Because I'm too tired"

"What is white and twelve inches long? Nothing"

"What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!"