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Joke of the Day

"I have always wanted to watch American History X... But I have never been able to find the first nine."

"[During Interview] ""Do you have any questions?"" - Yeah, inTitanic why did Jack sink when he died but everyone else floated?"

"""Special today! Jokes, half off!"" ""I'll take one."" ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""I don't know, why?"" ""Sorry, that's all you get."""

"Weed doesn't make you stupid, you were stupid before you smoked the weed."

"Why does Bob Ross hide his wife's razor? So she always has a happy little bush!"

"I went to the doctor's and he asked me for a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample... So I handed him my underwear."

"As a kid i looked up to Bill Nye the science guy, but as of today after learning about him i will probably look down on him. And people at my level would agree. I'm 6'3 and he is 6 feet tall."

"What do bulls do math with? A cow-culator! (Cue groans)"

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? About halfway"

"why did the pervert cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken"