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"What did the farmer say when someone pooped into his water source? Well shit..."
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"Fat people with lisps... are thick and tired of your insults."
"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..."
"Danny DeVito... Danny DeVito is 70 years old, but he's had a short life."
"I'm lazy, though. I get down to my last outfit before washin anything. You'll see me at a bar with a wedding dress on, just chilling."
"What did the football say to the football player? I get a kick out of you."
"Is there a stripper named ""Eggs Over Easy"" yet?"
"Hillary and Trump are in a boat and it sinks. Who survives? I'd say Hillary. According to Bill, she never goes down."
"Was sagt der groe Stift zum kleinen Stift? Wachsmalstift"
"All those years studying karate saved my life one night, when a man with a gun jumped out of nowhere and demanded I count to 10 in Japanese."