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Joke of the Day

"All those years studying karate saved my life one night, when a man with a gun jumped out of nowhere and demanded I count to 10 in Japanese."

"Can anyone tell me where the Aby Sea is? Someone said pirates can't learn the alphabet, but I be having some difficulties navigating through the Aby Sea part."

"TIL %90 of statistics are made up. The other %10 comes after you make a title."

"How does a guy with five dicks wear his pants? Like a glove"

"I'll push a loaded grocery cart around for 45 minutes -- but I WILL NOT spend 5 seconds pushing an empty one back to the return area!"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist..."

"Do you know who I saw yesterday? Everyone I looked at"

"I never ask anyone, ""what kind of dog is that?"" because they'll tell you. God will they tell you."

"In what realm does Thor use his hammer the most? Milfheim"

"What is a buddhist's favorite pizza? One with everything"