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Joke of the Day
"Is there a stripper named ""Eggs Over Easy"" yet?"
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"Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock."
"If Bruce decides to become a comedienne, what will his stage-name be? Fanny Bruce"
"I have a lift off a colleague to work everyday, and always feel ill when we go under bridges.... I think I must have carpool tunnel syndrome."
"What did one font say to the other while at the beach? ""Serifs up, dude!"""
"So Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar and the bartender says ""hey, why the wrong face?"""
"Why did the rapper die after being shot? He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest"
"WIFE: Please take the trash out ME: Ok *later that night* ME: I'm having a nice time TRASH: Wow, the food here is spicy AF"
"Your momma is so dumb jokes your momma is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch"
"So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response."