162658
Joke of the Day
"Change is inevitable Except when it comes to vending machines."
Next Joke
"Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?"
"Why do Pokemon have eyes? So they can pikachu"
"Woman: Is it a boy or a girl, doctor? Doctor: It's a mango. A perfectly ripe mango Woman: Oh thank GOD. I hate babies"
"Why should you always invite Amish people to a party? They know how to raise the roof."
"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? We may never know the truth."
"Make sure that nobody ever invades your personal space by constantly hula hooping wherever you go."
"what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside. what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside i wish it was raining cats and dogs that would be dericious"
"An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied..."
"My pregnant dog licked the floor after I cleaned it with ammonia... my vet said she was a basic bitch."