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Joke of the Day

"If singer/actor Meat Loaf got sick and refused treatment... the newspapers headline could be ""Meat Loaf Aday keeps the doctor away"""

"What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel"

"What do you call a big black rat that steals all your food? A Rat-Coon Hope you guys are light hearted enough to not be offended."

"Hey Girl is your Dad an Astronaut??Because I'm from Nasa. There has been a terrible accident at the Space Station and he is dead"

"What did Mr.T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? I pity the stool!"

"There were 2 goldfish in a tank One said to the other, ""you man the guns, I drive."""

"What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere"

"Why are blowjobs referred to as ""giving head""? ... because it's the only way for women to get ahead in life."

"I just referred to tongs as 'food tweezers' in case you want to be in awe of my command of the English language."

"They should really replace, ""I now pronounce you man and wife"" with ""FINISH HIM!!"""