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Joke of the Day
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because they'll never find the body."
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"When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally. Classic rook-y mistake."
"Colleague: Quick, the boss is on her way! Me: That's weird I swear that I didn't hear her broomstick!"
"How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible? Cross your legs"
"Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ? ... because *six seven ate*"
"That pie smells so good I jizzed in my pants... I guess you could say I came to my senses."
"Ferguson shoe store broken into and looted everything but the work boots section."
"What's a pirate's favorite amino acid? Aaaaaaaarrrrrginine...."
"Whats the best part of living in Switzerland? Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus."
"My questionnaire for teenage girls: 1. can you not 2. do you even 3. whatever"