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Joke of the Day

"Their are only two things I hate about this world Those who can't respect other people's cultures and the Danish"

"How spicy would you like your clairvoyants? Medium."

"How many apples grow on trees? All of them"

"Today I met a guy who said he was a Premature Ejaculator He came out of nowhere"

"If I could be any animal I'd pick a turtle, strictly for the chance, however slight, I could be turned into a ninja."

"I am going to stay up tomorrow and watch the election results... But all the commercials say ""If your election lasts longer than four hours, please call your doctor."""

"So I was fucking my sister... ...and she stops me and says, ""Wow you fuck just like Dad."" I said, ""Yeah, that's what Mom tells me."""

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin mobile"

"Back in high school I never went for mean girls because I prefer them above average"