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Joke of the Day

"Today I met a guy who said he was a Premature Ejaculator He came out of nowhere"

"Chef Joke. What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking? Gordan Ramses"

"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it.... Now I can truly think of myself as Independent."

"Why are school shooters more likely to be white people? White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood."

"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice"

"Men and women are not so different afterall They both imagine each other on their knees."

"I wish women would put the toilet seat back up after they're done using it."

"Upgrade your weekend: Take Monday Off..."

"If you get invited to an AT&T; executive's wedding, don't go. The reception will be terrible."