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Joke of the Day

"If I could be any animal I'd pick a turtle, strictly for the chance, however slight, I could be turned into a ninja."

"How are women like tornadoes? At first there's lots of blowing and sucking, then your house is gone."

"Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: ""Today children we will learn our ABC's"""

"If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic."

"Pedophile Kids who are scared of pedophiles really need to grow up."

"""Honey why are there broken condoms on our sofa?"" ""Shhhhh, our kids'll hear you"""

"So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants. The horse unable to understand english, shits on the floor and leaves"

"[Dirty] Why do men like golf so much? It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands."

"Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking."

"I once farted in Apple store and everybody got pissed of... ...it's not my fault that they don't have Windows."