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Joke of the Day
"How many apples grow on trees? All of them"
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"Those people that get up and are already home from the gym by 7 a.m. make me believe the movie Men in Black just may be true after all."
"The jerk store called. *removes hat* I'm afraid there's been an accident."
"This girl just posted a status on Facebook which said:""F*CKING PHONE!!!!!!!!!"" Apparently, ""Can I watch?"" is not an appropriate reply."
"Why was the guitarist arrested? Because he was fingering A minor..."
"My current girlfriend is very similar to my last one... For instance, neither of them exist."
"If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring? Genocide"
"What's the difference between a quarter and a nickel? The Hiroshima bombing didn't kill a nickel of a million civilians."
"So, it is clear now that the only person who can stop a Trump presidency is Hillary Clinton... ...by conceding in favour of Bernie Sanders."
"""Go ahead caller"" Why radio DJ's should never work a suicide hotline..."