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Joke of the Day
"If you need a loan who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger)."
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"I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile."
"I submitted ten puns to a pun contest to see which one would win.. No pun in ten did."
"I called my boss this morning... Me: Sorry, I'm not going to make it in today, I'm sick. Boss: How sick are you? Me: Well, I'm in bed with my mother."
"How do I like my eggs? Unfertilized, thanks."
"Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)"
"Do you want to be the greatest superhero of all? Be Alfredo and take out the damn trash. Just told my son this, he hates me now."
"[spelling bee] Your word is ""pneumonia"". ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Of course, you can use any word in a sentence. No more hints."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !"
"""Say no to Lindsay Lohan"" - Drugs"