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Joke of the Day

"If you need a loan who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger)."

"You've been found guilty of murder in the 1st degree. Your sentence is 20 years of being trapped in a FB group message about a baby shower."

"What do you call a melted penny? Liquid assets."

"Teacher: ""When was Rome built?"" Pupil: ""At night."" Teacher: ""Why did you say that?"" Pupil: ""Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!"""

"Did you hear about the kidnapping on the bus? He woke up."

"Mugger *shows knife* Crocodile Dundee ""No this is a knife"" *pulls out huge knife* Alanis Morrisette ""Hang on"" *sifts through 10,000 spoons*"

"Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet? Because the ends justify the memes"

"When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes."

"*navigation voice* BEAR TO THE RIGHT *gets eaten by bear*"

"Can someone please check on Cleveland? I'm concerned because they've been in the bathroom a long time."