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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: ""When was Rome built?"" Pupil: ""At night."" Teacher: ""Why did you say that?"" Pupil: ""Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!"""

"Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes."

"Chemistry joke involving the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K Phosphorus Q R S T U V W X Y Z Why is there a Phosphorus? Because its an EL EM EN TAL P!"

"Gaming: What's the difference between a train and SONY? When the train announces an arriving ""Station"", you can see it."

"If your partner says ""if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new,"" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in a traffic jam"

"Alarming new research into the growing sleep epidemic Over 99% of people are now addicted to sleep, admitting they engage in sleep at least twice a week, most say they couldn't live without it"

"What is grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"

"My article on chickens was very well received. It might win the pullet-ser prize."

"War is never the answer. Unless the question is ""What's never the answer?"""

"None of the scenarios in which I would require a watch that works 200m underwater are situations in which my watch would be my main concern."