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Joke of the Day

"Can someone please check on Cleveland? I'm concerned because they've been in the bathroom a long time."

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and Jeb Bush? None. They both should have pull out sooner."

"What is yellow and can't swim An excavator :D"

"How many Trump protestors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Trump protestors won't change anything."

"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"

"What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common? Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house."

"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he'll plan fishing trips with his buddies to escape from his annoying wife."

"Did you hear about the actress who stabbed her husband at dinner? That blonde girl Reese.... Not Witherspoon, with her knife."

"*walk up to woman breastfeeding baby* Is this guy bothering you?"

"What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital? A midwife crisis."