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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a melted penny? Liquid assets."
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"Can I seriously not read Dr. Seuss books for free online? Very well. To my local library it is. #FreeVideosOfChicksEatingPooButNotFreeBooks?"
"Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !"
"*walks in on son making batman & iron man action figures kiss* wtf? ""dad i can explain"" u should never EVER mix the dc & marvel universes"
"My dealer needed to do laundry so i sold him a dime bag of quarters."
"If girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice ... Why do they smell like tuna?"
"Why did the ghost cross the road? To come back from the other side."
"Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me? She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist"
"What animal gets applauded? The mosquito."
"I was in a 3rd grade talent show and told a few jokes. I quickly got escorted off the stage because I'm 30 and should be at work."