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Joke of the Day

"People who love dark chocolate are always so snobby about it. Relax. It's just chocolate, you elitist ninnies."

"What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish? William Shat-on-her"

"Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne? Acne will wait until you're a teenager to come on your face"

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."

"What is a sailor's favorite letter? From his wife back home"

"A willow tree walks into a bar, and a guy sitting next to the counter says to the bartender, Who's the new guy? And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!"

"What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend? A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share"

"I'm guessing that most people who claim to ""count calories"" are really bad at math."

"I asked this girl to talk dirty to me in PM.. Now we are discussing politics and religion."

"Please don't drink and drive. Last night I put my hand out of the car to indicate i was turning right and some moron pulled the the bottle out of my hand"