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Joke of the Day
"I'm guessing that most people who claim to ""count calories"" are really bad at math."
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"I got into an argument with my friend and he said, ""Yeah, well my dad can beat up your dad!"" I'm sick of these dad hominem attacks."
"I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco."
"Did you hear about Linda Lovelace's grandmother? She went down on the Titanic."
"I told my friends a UDP joke But Idk if they got it."
"Apparently this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad, dude. My bad."
"If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man what would you have? Organised grime (crime)."
"If vegetarians eat vegetables What do humanitarians eat"
"Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!"""
"A guy just yelled at me for tweeting and driving. I told him to get off my fucking hood and mind his own business."