83756

Joke of the Day

"Why does the NSA only do anal? Because they backdoor their way into everything."

"Why do men want to marry a virgin? To avoid criticism and comparison."

"The best advice I can give to Black Friday shoppers is to come early and take a shit by the door so everyone tracks it in."

"I need to get a car wash but my dogs' nose smudges on the back window appear to be forming a word so I'm gonna let that play out first."

"What did one frog say to the other? Time's fun when you're having flies."

"People always ask why I only date black girls It's because I don't like meeting the father"

"I hear your not supposed to refer to police as policemen or women anymore. Something about it not being the PC term."

"Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer."

"Whats the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath tub. One has hope in her soul, while the other has soap in her hole."

"If I end up on life support, feel free to pull the plug.. However, if I'm charging my phone, stay the hell away from the outlet."