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Joke of the Day
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."
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"Screwdriver walks into a bar Bartender says hey man we have a drink named after you? The screwdriver asks ""you have a drink named Steve?"""
"What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're? ad homonym"
"I bet a crowded elevator smells different to a midget."
"Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated."
"Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !"
"A marching band passed by this morning, shouting ""Make America Great Again!"" Must be some Donald Trumpeters."
"Next on *Will it Blend?* Marijuana! ***Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*** *opens lid* ""Ahh, you can *definitely* breathe this."""
"Brazil - Germany Football Game Ok, I see Germany scored a touchdown and point after, but how the heck did Brazil get 1 point?"
"A robot goes to see a psychiatrist... ""Just because my intelligence is artificial doesn't mean that my problems aren't real."""