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Joke of the Day

"So, I was waiting for my dad at the bar for a reunion He walks in and asks ""Hey son, how's it going with the ladies?"". ""Its not the going with the ladies I care about , it's the coming""."

"trampoline Back in the days in was called a jumpoline, but than your mama used it."

"How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Your momma is so old.. her social security number is 000-00-0001"

"Axe body spray for black people They call it Ask body spray"

"What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin? A Tourist!"

"Two Pokemon players run right into each other, what does the one say to the other? This is Onixceptable."

"I enjoy visiting countries where I don't speak the language because it requires zero effort to tune out everyone around me."

"First rule of being Italian is to tell everyone you're Italian. (I can say this cause I'm Italian.)"

"What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear? A barracuchi."