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Joke of the Day
"What are a musician's favourite letters? P and O."
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"How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator."
"Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer."
"A buddy and I are in the same programming class My friend starts writing down a note I look at it He says ""Hay! That note is private"" I respond ""But we are in the same class"""
"A black man walks into a bar ""Can you imagine that nigga's face when the judge believes my testimony?"" - a policeman told his friend"
"RIP to my hair dryer. It was the only thing to blow me for the last 10 years and never complain."
"I can't stand sitting down"
"Trump has no mistresses... He has alternative fucks."
"*sees lawn gnome cartwheel into room* *calls to renew prescription*"
"""I'm never gonna do THAT again!"" ~ Me, about things I'll continually do... Again"