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Joke of the Day

"Mario's brother died... But he was still able to contact him through a Luigi board."

"If it's one thing I hate, it's an Indian-giver... No, I take that back."

"Did you hear about the eel party last night? It was electric"

"I used to be a plumber on the International Space Station Shit was outta this world."

"Why are sharts always a surprise? Because you can never see that shit coming."

"What is the best part about banging a Milf ...you get to steal the Capri sun in the morning."

"How do Ghosts lay foundations? With a spirit level!"

"Why do vultures hate flying? Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss"

"My eleven year old brother: ""I have Asperger's Syndrome..."" ""...want a burger?"""

"How do you get Reddit to go ape-shit? Tell a domestic violence joke."