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Joke of the Day
"How do Ghosts lay foundations? With a spirit level!"
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"[Taken 26] Abductor: I have your great granddaughter LIAM NEESON: I literally died 12 years ago"
"What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!"
"What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert? He was forced to resort to excessive violins."
"What do you call something big and pink Deez nuts gotti"
"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!"
"Everything is made in China Except babies. They're made in va-chinas"
"what's that lassie? ""Bark"" Timmy's in a well? ""Bark"" and he's jerkin it? ""Bark"" he's looking at what?! ""Bark"" dude I've heard enough"
"Can I sleep over at your house tonight? There's too much stuff on my bed"
"What do you call a Mexican melon? A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability."