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Joke of the Day

"How do Ghosts lay foundations? With a spirit level!"

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their last big hits were The Wall."

"Did you hear about the preschool kidnapping? He woke up"

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board."

"Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns? They were his best fronds."

"If life were a romantic comedy I would be the guy on a date with the girl when the male lead makes his grand gesture that wins her back."

"So, since The Earth is the third Planet of our Solar System, that would make us all from ''Third World Countries.''"

"My sex life is like 9/11... ...It happened a while ago, and it could happen again any day now, but men and women around the world are doing their best to prevent it from ever happening again."

"Wonder when that family from Russia is going to realize I took a selfie instead of a photo of them standing in front of the Chinese Theatre."

"Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions."