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Joke of the Day
"My eleven year old brother: ""I have Asperger's Syndrome..."" ""...want a burger?"""
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"What burns longer, a red or a green candle? Neither, they both burn shorter."
"What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing? He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend."
"they say a friend will come over and help you move and a good friend will help you move a body I have two good friends"
"If your tweet says ""I'm at a bar getting drunk again"" with ""via web"" below it, what do you think are the chances I'm going to believe you?"
"I just love that new Pope smell."
"If owls are so wise why are they always eating rodents instead of pizza rolls?"
"What personal space? My dog"
"This lady just said she's naming her baby Nevaeh b/c its Heaven spelled backwards. I said, just name her what she's going to end up being. Tulsa."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes ? No idea :)"