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Joke of the Day

"I used to be a plumber on the International Space Station Shit was outta this world."

"The hipster A hipster was traveling down some river rapids. He came across a fork in the river and decided to take the left fork because the right was too mainstream"

"First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms I think."

"Grabbed Pizza Roll. Thought ""my god that is so hot it's burning my fingers"" and immediately popped it in my mouth. I'm a goddamn genius."

"It seems like every kid wants to be Spider-man or Batman now-a-days. They must have terrible parents if they all want to be orphans."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? *An Astronaut*"

"I'm usually pretty inspired after watching a movie to try something I've just seen. [hunts for a movie about cleaning bathrooms]"

"What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet? YouTuberculosis."

"If an angel statue is removed from a fountain... ...would that make it a sans seraph font?"

"The Indian National Army has anti-gay laws... They call it the law of Don't Ask, Don't Patel."