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Joke of the Day

"A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar. The bartender yells, ""Get out! I'm not serving Narnia!""."

"When a celebrity dies, who's the helpful psychopath that immediately changes all the ""is""s to ""was""s on their Wikipedia page?"

"*exorcism* DEMON: *roars* PRIEST: we must restrain him! WIFE: *opens drawer* here! *tosses fuzzy pink handcuffs* PRIEST: ... DEMON: hey now"

"Hello darkness my old friend, I fell and broke the lamp again"

"Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!"

"King splits his kingdom to his three sons... Hell yeah, said the fourth..."

"Hitler wasn't that bad. C'mon, he killed Hitler."

"Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long? Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter."

"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."

"I would make a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but... The fine bros own the rights to it :("