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Joke of the Day

"Hitler wasn't that bad. C'mon, he killed Hitler."

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you."

"Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller."

"My colleague at work said I'm a gullible twat. Who am I to argue with the current WWE champion?"

"I tried dating a stenographer but she wasn't my type"

"Happy anniversary to the love of my life.. and her husband Jonathan."

"Roses are reddish... Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish"

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, and the other looks up your family bush."

"My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, ""Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"""

"I think my doctor is trying to come on to me... He said I had a cute angina."