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Joke of the Day
"Drinking a beer is great, but opening another one is awesome."
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"A nationwide recall of the popular children's cereal Trix was issued today ""Just dump them out in your garden"" said one long-eared FDA agent"
"How do you get four old ladies to yell ""FUCK?"" Get one to yell ""BINGO!"""
"Your momma is so stupid That her adult child is still reading and downvoting Yo momma jokes."
"Here Here Here Here Here Here Here -1 sided text conversation between me and my 18yo daughter because all I do is pick her up from places."
"I knew this neighborhood was classy enough for me when I saw there is a ""Pregnant Only"" parking spot in front of the Liquor store."
"Whenever I drink I turn into Jason Bourne. I can't remember much, fighting comes naturally, and I have a sudden need to evade the law."
"When people say ""Let's not get off on the wrong foot here"", I reply ""Please don't get off on either of my feet""."
"Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach? He ate someone who disagreed with him."
"Your mummy joke Your mummers so fat when she put on a beqeny everyone screams Godzilla"