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Joke of the Day

"I knew this neighborhood was classy enough for me when I saw there is a ""Pregnant Only"" parking spot in front of the Liquor store."

"Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit? To the morgue."

"QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors."

"Getting carded at the liquor store is better than getting liquored at the card store."

"The man who went to the bar with a gun. A man comes in a bar with a gun in his hands and yells ""Who the hell fucked my wife!?"", a voice at the back says ""you don't have enough bullets, mate!"""

"I've got a gag about skin bleaching... ...but I'm not white, to be fair."

"Q. Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers? A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams"

"Ladies, don't tell me you care about the environment if you don't support my ""Share a Shower"" water conservation program."

"What do you say when somebody calls you a pussy? "" You are what you eat! """

"What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch? Paddy O' furniture"