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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach? He ate someone who disagreed with him."
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"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."
"I SAW ON THE NEWS THAT SOME GUY IN ANOTHER STATE DIED ARE YOU OKAY - my mom"
"Why doesn't George R. R. Martin use Twitter? He killed all 140 characters."
"What do you call a potato Kim jong un dropped in his lap? A dicktator."
"What does a ghost cow say? *wave arms around* MoooooOOOOOOoooooooo"
"Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !"
"Holiday tip. Always buy people gifts that you would like for yourself in case they piss you off before Christmas"
"Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy? He was too far out!"
"Last night instead of feeding my rabbit , I went out clubbing got really pissed and took drugs......I really let my hare down"